Bring back the hosepipe ban!

Broadcast – 28 March 2007 (though emailed on 27th – just goes to show sometimes Sir T hangs on to emails for more than one day!)
Fearful of the next hosepipe ban about to be imposed as we haven’t had any rain for the last five days and so must be approaching drought conditions, I [...]

Wagging tails – current news item

(27 March 2007 – Partially broadcast – with no mention of Tansy  so difficult for her followers to know about her latest thoughts – still never mind it was still a winner and nice for her to achieve a broadcast on her birthday!)
I see from this morning’s Daily Telegraph (other newspapers are available) that Research [...]

Multi-Media Experience in your Trousers

Broadcast – 21 March 2007
Dear Sir Terry
As you are otherwise engaged during the early hours you will have missed the piece on the new clothing from Germany exhibited on BBC Breakfast yesterday morning.
Major Dickie Whitebytts is VERY excited. He is particularly keen on the Lederhosen Hiking Gear which they were offering with the slogan “A [...]

Under Dog

Broadcast – 21 March 2007
I chanced upon the latest Phone In show last night – UnderDog
So where were you?  I was so sure you’d be there given your underdog status and the frequency you’re abandoned by your Other Listener. 
And what an opportunity to train your underlings.  You could start with the Welsh Travel Tottie and [...]

Chasanova’s past catches up with him

 
Broadcast – 20 March 2007
So your new News Walla – that Chasanova chap thinks he can hide behind a subtly changed his surname to cover over his past does he.
Well he shouldn’t be so sure
We all remember Charlie from our school days. He was a great one for luring various girls to his [...]

The End of Master Chef goes Loud

Broadcast!
So pronunciation remained a problem for the Chef chappie right up to the end, with his “Aspirations of Hoyte Cuisine”.
Hoyte Cuisine??   What’s that?
That’s worse than his Parsta and Targines of earlier episodes.
Tansy Whitebytts
Not Broadcast:
So that’s it then.  The end of Master Chef Goes Loud.  We can all hang up our earplugs and the candidates can [...]

Master Chef Goes Loud

 
Master Chef Goes LOUD – 15 March 2007 – Not Broadcast
Ha! A little peace in the camp of Master Chef Goes Loud!
Even the Chef and the Ingredients expert quietened down when up against it at No 10. Though who in their right mind thought it was a clever idea to make the [...]