Why Sheep don’t shrink when they get wet

Why Sheep don’t shrink when they get wet.

The other morning your other listener asked why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet.  This is obviously due to the temperature of the rain.

Now it’s too cold but with Global Warming the temperature is due to increase.  When the rain temperature reaches over 30 degrees C the sheep will shrink so reducing their Carbon Footprint.  Whilst rain temperatures are high we won’t need to heat water thus reducing Our Carbon Footprint.  This in turn will – in the end – halt Global Warming.

So my recommendation is Do Nothing – this is the cure to all our problems.