“Less-On” a wardrobe hire company for Fanny Hill

Broadcast – Well the bare essentials!!

In view of the BBC’s continued persistence in stripping down their Costume Dramas to the bare essentials, Major Dickie and I are launching a new wardrobe hire business:

“Less-On”

Major Dickie wondered if your Travel Tottie might be persuaded ‘for a small consideration’ to model some of our more adventurous outfits, available for hire for the current series of Fanny Hill.

“Fanny by Gas Light” a daring number offering the level of cover prevalent in some of the working scenes. He guarantees a warm studio for the shoot and would like to assure her that the photography will be sympathetic with subdued lighting to portray the right image and cover her modesty.

If she is interested she should contact him at:

“Less-On”
Much-Groping-in-the-grass
Wilts.

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