The Tudors – come on – Get it Off

Broadcast
Ah it’s Friday again (who says I’m not observant), and another episode of the
Risqué romp that is “The Tudors”. I do hope we are in for a better episode than last week’s – which was sadly lacking in risk and romp!
We still have high hopes of a good raunchy scene between Henry and Ann [...]

Deadly on his bed of pain (alan dedicoat)

So Deadly has failed to turn in again! Claims to be on a bed of pain and well done to dear Fran for keeping the show on the road – you can always rely on a Good Woman to do her bit!
Anyway, personally, I doubt Deadly‘s illness.
One day off sick is permissible, two days is [...]

Heston Bloomin-eke and the baked alaska

It’s been another exciting evening in the Whitebytts household.
Major Dickie caught up with Heston Bloomin-eck’s latest offering and has spent the entire evening concocting in the kitchen.
After several hours he has only succeeded in making the cake section of the recipe, though the kitchen looks as if a bomb has hit it.
The results have been [...]

Terry Wogan – Wogan’s Twelve

I hope you are pleased with the sales of your latest tome.  For reasons that escape me I now seem to be in possession of  THREE copies – all of which I seem to have paid for!
Major Dickie is VERY concerned for my sanity – and in this instance I have to agree with him [...]

Cranford and the railway

Given the high number of spinsters living in the town, I do hope “Virgin Trains” wins the franchise when the railway finally reaches Cranford!

The Tudors – Maidenhead remains intact

Broadcast – well the essentials!
You were, of course, right about Maidenhead. Reluctantly – I bow to your superior knowledge.
However, The Major and I were somewhat surprised at Catherine’s sudden claim to have arrived as Henry’s bride in full ownership of Maidenhead.
As for the rest of the episode, we were sadly disappointed with [...]

The Tudors – The siege of Maidenhead part 2

Broadcast
Good morning My Liege
The Whitebytts household is waiting with eager anticipation for tonight’s episode of ‘The Tudors’.
We’re not bothered about the factual content – Not at all – who Cares!
The questions here are
Will Henry and Anne finally get their kit off?
Will there be another revealing risqué romp?
And if so will they also discuss the [...]

The loss of Those CDs……….

Broadcast
Never mind the loss of those CDs. What I want to know is how did they manage to get 25 million records on 2 CDs
I bought a CD the other day and it only had 11 on it. I now consider I was short-changed! I intend to complain – most strongly.

Heston – Bloomineke what a pie!

Broadcast – well most of it! 
Heston’s recipe for fish pie had Major Dickie outside last night, searching for the Rat Cage Trap in the shed and raiding the chickens’ USED straw bedding.
He’s now ready to light the barbeque and set fire to the straw so he can smoke the fish.
He gave up here!
I’m not over [...]

New nursery rhymes and EU Census

Broadcast – but unattributed

Wee Willie Winkle
Runs through the town
Upstairs, downstairs, in his nightgown
Tapping at the window, crying through the lock
When’s the first time you had sex
Get on with it – It’s now eight o’clock!