January 2009 roundup!

Well it’s been an interesting month on the blogging and broadcast achievement front.
Tansy’s success on national radio reached a record for this month with  18 successes.  Don’t ask me how!   It’s an up and down business!
The discovery of AlphaInventions has done the blog a great deal of good!  Best day ever was over 1800 hits [...]

Diary Update

Well my site is  definitely getting a lot more hits and comments now that I link to Alphainventions.  I wonder how long it will last?
Great fun!!
So come and have a read!

MasterChef – the Contestants dream

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I wish I could win at MasterChef, – I wish I was that good.
I wish I could win at MasterChef, – turning out “Exceptional plates of food”
I wish I could win at MasterChef, – I wish I was that clever
I wish I could win at MasterChef – so my life would “Change forever”!
I’d quit my [...]

Impossible Recall

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Ploughing my way through all the ‘Exciting’ Quiz shows yesterday afternoon I discovered you appear to have competition for the 5.00pm slot with t’other side – that Jasper Carrott’s Golden Balls – a worrying concept at the best of times!
And actually completely Impossible to understand – whereas your effort is just
Impossible to Recall !!

Ladybird attack

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Have you ever stopped to wonder at the proliferation of Ladybirds (the insect rather than any racey human alternative) and how they appear to be infesting our abodes.
I hadn’t until the depths of last night when I felt something crawling up my thigh
This woke me with a start – I knew it couldn’t be Major [...]

Update!

So it appears my Words of Wisdom Drivel found favour this morning with Sir as he read two out!
Wow!

Panic Not! Exercise times have been reduced!

According to today’s Telegraph (other newspapers are available) – Research Scientists have found that 30 seconds intensive exercise a day is all that’s needed to stay trim!
Well! All I can say is if that’s all the effort Major Dickie thinks he has to make he is sorely mistaken.

MasterChef is attacked by the Dumbing down brigade

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Oh No!
The dumbing down brigade caught up with MasterChef last night.
Faced with the dear ‘voice over’ telling us that: “Kim is rushed off his feet” – what were we shown?
Kim’s feet – that’s what.
HELL – IS NOTHING SACRED – Leave Master Shout alone – we understand it !!!

Perpetual Superlatives or Extreme Dreams as the BBC call it!

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I know superlative commentary is the thing these days but……
Will someone please give poor Ben Fogle a new script before he collapses
The poor man must be exhausted – he can’t walk 10 feet without being “Very Worried” or “Extremely Anxious” about his ‘Team’ .
The mildest of terrain seems to be out [...]

Snowdrops and Penguins

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I’m confused
Nothing new these days maybe BUT
On the one hand we are told this morning that Penguins are going to die out if they can’t keep their feet cold on the ever decreasing Antarctic ice and on the other – here – Snowdrops – those green shoots of spring and recovery – have gone into [...]