What we need is a sacrifice to improve this summer

Bahh Humbug
What we need is a Sacrificial Lamb
No – wait a minute – a Sacrificial Bar-b-Que!
Roast Leg of “ Long-Term Weather Forecaster” anyone?

Hey Ho – Mildest – I mean Wildest Dreams

Broadcast
Another yawning episode of “Mildest Dreams” and those lovely unexciting contestants wanting to be wildlife film makers.
And what a fuss. Pull yourself together lads. So what if a few killer were bees buzzing around. The contestants were covered up like Egyptian Mummies!
And finally in desperation we hoped for a bit of tension.
That moment when the [...]

Desperate Romances – or just Desperate Lighting !

Broadcast
So Not so much a case of Pre-Raphaelite more a case of Pre-Any-Light!
The entire Desperate Romantics jaunt appears to have been filmed in the dark
I know the BBC is renowned for its Good Husbandry but come on – there’s no need to resort to such “Desperate Lighting” – I’d be happy to supply the odd [...]

Deadly’s quiz

Broadcast
Well – what a night – what drama – what tension!
Deadly in top form keeping control of the unruly TOG mob!
One team lead from the start – thanks in no small part to that renowned TOG – Sir Blimey Windy!
And which team romped home the winners?
The nation waits with baited breath
Tansy’s Windy [...]

Deadly’s Quiz at Roke

What Fun!
Good old Deadly was on Sparkling Form and, at Phil Occifer’s suggestion, Sir Blimey Windy joined the team.
The result was the creation of “Tansy’s Windy Troupe” – an unbeatable combination. We romped home in first place. A definite first for Tansy and most of the other members!
Sir [...]

Deadly Quiz

So today’s the day and we’re off to Roke
To answer questions with other Toggy Folk
And to make the evening run with some Fizz
Deadly’ll be there to run the Quiz
It’ll be such fun and yes indeed
We’ll be boosting the funds of Children in Need

Swine Flu and the train drivers

I read yesterday that the train drivers are concerned that in the case of Swine Flu hitting the rail network they could be asked to “Work From Home”!!!
Difficult – yes – but not impossible….
The passengers could always pop round and line up chairs behind the driver and make train noises.
“diddly dum, [...]

Crasher Nove’s Driving tips spot

Broadcast
It’s just NOT working is it. I blame Crasher – it’s totally his fault
So far this week he has failed to give any sensible driving tips at all.
Mainly because he keeps anticipating the question and interrupting you.
Doesn’t he know whose show this is?
I think you need to give him a [...]

Wildest Dreams……………

Broadcast

Wildest Dreams last night – Gosh that was exciting as watching paint dry!
The contest “of a life time” for those wanting to become wildlife film makers – or not!
Good old Nick Knowles did his best to inject some drama into it but bless, the contestants sucked it all out again!
And the animals didn’t oblige either! [...]

Charles Nove’s Driving Tips spot

Broadcast
In my vain attempt to inject some interest into your failing show – I am bashing on trying to enliven the Crasher Nove’s Driving Tips spot
Never mind his abject failure to give any tip yesterday, please can he advise on how I should negotiate the middle lane hoggers on the M4.
Should I go from the [...]