Ode to the Champagne researcher!

Ah! Those little bubbles that make you want to sneeze
I drank a lot last evening –  and life became a wheeze!
In the interests of science –  I drank  enough to fill a lake
But why Oh Why this morning do my  head and stomach ache?
I should have left the bubbles and only drunk the wine
And then [...]

Good grief – master shout succeeds

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Good grief that WAS a turn up for the books last night!
Chefs who could actually cook!!
What ever next!

3 weeks to go to Lord Moor Common’s 100th

And it’s all a hive of activity.
Invitations to his party and At Home have been sent out.

The request to the Queen has been fired off !  The Dept. of Pensions (or whatever it’s called) came and checked on him the other day just to make sure he’s still in the land of the living!!  We [...]

“Metal Detector” raid on Terry’s Pension Fund!

So that wasn’t such a bright move was it!

Burying all that treasure  all those years ago – all  ready to unearth when you retired.   Pity someone found it!

Still never mind – you’ve still got your Saturday show to keep the wolf from the door!

“Presents for Men” or the catalogue of useless presents!

The catalogue of this Year’s “Useless presents” has just dropped through our door.
Amongst the usual gathering of novelty loo seats and solar torches (something about those bothers me!) – 2 items caught my eye:
A shower timer (looking very much like an old fashioned egg timer) that “Tells you” when your [...]

“Master Shout” – or “Car Crash Cookery”

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Just when you thought that there was nothing left to be said about master shout we get taken to a whole new place!
And Thank Goodness for the safety of “behind the chaise longue” – really the only “place” to have watched the fish filleting exercise last night!
Definitely a case of Car Crash Cookery!
The makers of [...]

CODPIECE – The Society for those against frugal cooking!!

Things have indeed come to a sorry pass –
And I urge TOGS to join C.O.D.P.I.E.C.E. –
(which – as I am sure you realise – stands for
The society for Consumers of Out of Date Products In Every Cupboard Everywhere.) –
Concern has been mounting for several weeks that people are [...]

“New opening for Sir Terry!”

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So  the banking industry has been told “there’s a lot to be said for being boring”
Well  you should know so perhaps there’s a new opening for you in January!!

“Deer caught in the headlights”

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Deer caught in the headlights are nothing to compare to  poor Michel Roux the Second last night!
Caught as he was in the glare of the Brandished knife and the horror of the failed “Plates of Food!”
Truly terrifying!
But it all helps to make watching Master Shout such a joy!

“Cooking doesn’t get Better than this”

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Given the standard of the chefs on Master Shout last night, all I have to say is:
“Oh I do hope it does!”
And I think Miss Whiplash feels the same.
She was NOT a happy bunny last night
And Gregg? Gregg sensibly agreed with everyone!