The restaurant – latest series – Le pauvre Raymond

Is it me?

My ‘eart bleeds for le pauvre Raymond !

If those  9 couples were the best from thousands of applicants – Wot in ‘eavens name were the rest like!

Even Inspector Barnaby would have been terrified by the knife wielding pair trying to wrestle that coconut to death!

Not to mention their tin opening skills.  Never had a knife and rolling pin been put to such hair-raising endeavours!

Hadn’t they ever come across that  basic  piece of culinary equipment – The Tin Opener!

“Attention mon pauvre Raymond -   Don’t do it!  You ‘ave a good life!  You do not need to go into business with ANY of them”

The look of desperation on the poor man’s face said it all!

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