Broadcast – but not attributed!!
Well that was exciting wasn’t it. A really good Britain’s Got Talent final!
Will you be entering with Deadly next year? I’m sure you could get him to do a few tricks.
Jump through the odd hoop maybe. Roll around in the gutter and perhaps lap up some points with the “Judges” .
I believe he’s already quite accomplished with his balls???
You may find he needs a few extra Pinot Grigios to perform at his best – but I’m sure you can run to that!
I suggest you start the training programme now – I have a suspicion he might enjoy being Whipped into shape!
And he may be a slow learner!!