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So - according to various news reports – the Maldives cabinet is going to meet underwater using hand signals and boards to communicate.
So when can we expect you to broadcast from the bottom of your bath?
We know Lynn’s hand signals to be second to none and Deadly always sounds if he speaking from the depths [...]
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Dear Mr Dedicoat
I don’t wish to complain
BUT
Major Dickie seems to be having far too much fun at that Tan and Touch-up Emporium of yours.
And as for your latest summer special – “ the South American all-over Exploration”
Well ! You can remove that “Amazone Body Wrap” [...]
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Broadcast
Well – what a night – what drama – what tension!
Deadly in top form keeping control of the unruly TOG mob!
One team lead from the start – thanks in no small part to that renowned TOG – Sir Blimey Windy!
And which team romped home the winners?
The nation waits with baited breath
Tansy’s Windy [...]
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What Fun!
Good old Deadly was on Sparkling Form and, at Phil Occifer’s suggestion, Sir Blimey Windy joined the team.
The result was the creation of “Tansy’s Windy Troupe” – an unbeatable combination. We romped home in first place. A definite first for Tansy and most of the other members!
Sir [...]
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So today’s the day and we’re off to Roke
To answer questions with other Toggy Folk
And to make the evening run with some Fizz
Deadly’ll be there to run the Quiz
It’ll be such fun and yes indeed
We’ll be boosting the funds of Children in Need
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Oh Charles Dear Charles
A word from all of us
If you want to stay sane and calm -
Don’t let Deadly drive your Bus!
For though fire engines have caused you grief in the past
The damage was small and did not last
But if Deadly got behind the wheel
The insurance claims could be surreal
Driving a bus requires a [...]
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Broadcast
Will you drive a little faster ?
said The Deadly to Young Nove
There’s a fire-engine just behind us
and I have reason to suppose -
If you brake now we’ll be scuppered
as they’ll drive into our rear
And the costs of repairing it
will be high – or so I fear.
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I’m not so sure if Deadly oughta
Clean his passages with salt and water!
The thought of it just makes me wince
Why doesn’t he try just sucking mints?
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Broadcast
I’m worried! Anton du Beke seems to be outwitting Deadly in his pursuit of the Almighty Dollar and is taking over the schedules – what with Hole in the Wall (Least said about that the better) – and not to mention Strictly Come Dancing!
And then – Just when we [...]
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