Another day in Barmy Britain Dawns

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A day when a Bobby can’t be let loose on his bicycle until he has read and absorbed the 96 page tome  on “How to ride a bicycle”  !!
A day when  if you want to sell those extra eggs from your few chickens –  you must first comply with the “EU laying Hens Directive”  which [...]

Lynn better look out!

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The Daily Telegraph’s letters page has been discussing the annoying habit of Newsreaders waving their hands and moving about.
Today I see one correspondent has posed the question “Do Radio announcers wave their hands about too?”
Now Lynn – come clean – and tell the Nation.
“Yes”
And I personally find it VERY distracting.

Now it’s Tea and Coffee Dregs the Researchers have got hold of!

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Good grief is nothing sacred
According to my Daily Telegraph this morning (other newspapers are available).  Researchers have  now decided we could “Save the Planet from Global Warming”  if we stop throwing away  our cold cuppas of Tea or Coffee and reheat them instead.
And then drinking these stewed dregs!   Yuck!
But – Hang on ONE MINUTE
I thought [...]

Brilliant Heading in today’s Daily telegraph:

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Headline of the week!!

“My Affairs with two judges didn’t affect our briefs”
Well – I don’t know whether to be sad for them  or pleased!!!

Now it’s Teapots they’re researching!!

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So  Scientists have found that a little butter applied to the spout of a teapot can stop it dribbling!!!
Please could they extend their efforts to find a way to stop me having the same problem!
I  have tried  applying a little butter to the corners of my mouth – but I keep licking it off.
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Master Shout Ice cream – or not

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Is it me?
But  why do Those Chefs  all leave making the ice cream to the last minute??
With the result that most of what they dish up is cold cream rather than ICE CREAM
Why not make it first and stick it in the freezer like the rest of us mortals do!

Master Chef – another Car Crash evening!

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So those master chef contestants “Hope to ‘break in’ to the top ranks of the world’s culinary elite.” Do they?    Well  breaking in is the only way they’ll get there  if last night was anything to go by!  They won’t get there by cooking that’s for sure!
Some of the courses  even failed to appear in [...]

Rum Knickers – Well really!!…..

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Dear Lynn
I was very concerned to hear you talking about  all those rum knickers  yesterday.
My dear girl you must remember that most gentlemen of a certain age have seen more rum knickers in their lives than they care to mention and it is of the UTMOST importance that a single girl like you NEVER wears [...]

The Maldives goes in for underwater meetings!

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So  - according to various news reports – the Maldives cabinet is going to meet underwater using hand signals and boards to communicate.
So when can we expect you to broadcast from the bottom of your bath?
We know Lynn’s hand signals to be second to none  and Deadly always sounds if he speaking from the depths [...]

Good grief – master shout succeeds

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Good grief that WAS a turn up for the books last night!
Chefs who could actually cook!!
What ever next!