Ode to Paul Viney and his mighty gavel

Broadcast – unattributed

Oh Paul, Oh Paul
I wish you were mine
Your voice is so sexy
And your profile divine
The Size of your Gavel
Makes me weak at the knees.
So will you give it a bang
Just the once – for me  – Please!

Deadly’s Quiz at Roke

What Fun!
Good old Deadly was on Sparkling Form and, at Phil Occifer’s suggestion, Sir Blimey Windy joined the team.
The result was the creation of “Tansy’s Windy Troupe” – an unbeatable combination. We romped home in first place. A definite first for Tansy and most of the other members!
Sir [...]

Deadly Quiz

So today’s the day and we’re off to Roke
To answer questions with other Toggy Folk
And to make the evening run with some Fizz
Deadly’ll be there to run the Quiz
It’ll be such fun and yes indeed
We’ll be boosting the funds of Children in Need

My sympathies to Lady Helen

Good Gracious what a surprise to see you on the Idiots’ Lantern yesterday.
I’ve never seen so much crystal and glass – so empty – and so sparkling – do you make the present Lady Wogan clean it all?
If so she has my deepest sympathy!

Children In Need – a few lines

Broadcast – well the 1st 6 lines – Wednesday 12 Nov
Hey Ho! – Wow! and Yes – Indeed
It’s the start of the week for Children in Need
But before you begin let’s hear what’s on offer
To help fill up the Children In Need’s Coffer!
And Dear Paul Viney is back in our midst
So bidding for prizes will be [...]

Phil Occifer and Norma Snoquers

Ah dear reader, The Major and I went out last night – which is rare for a Friday as yours truly is usually stuck on the M4 and The Major works late!
We poodled off to a hostelry near Wallingford called The Home Sweet Home where we met the aforementioned Phil and Norma – [...]

Paul Viney and his mighty gavel

Broadcast
What’s left of my mind, starts to unravel
When I think of Paul Viney and his mighty gavel.
So before I lose it – now and forever
Please ask him to bang it – in the altogether.

Children in Need

Broadcast
So Children in Need week is now upon us
And Terry has got his work cut out
Paul Viney and his mighty gavel
Can always give him an encouraging clout!