Terry quits Eurovision

Broadcast – well here and there – bits and bobs!
Even Radio 4 appears to be  interested in your future.!   They’ve  just announced  that  Graham Norton is picking up the Eurovision Baton  and is giving you a quick whack to keep you out of the way!
Well I suppose if Chris Evans gets his wish  and you’re [...]

Don’t do it!

Broadcast – well 1st couple of sentences!
Egged on by his listener – Chris Evans is advocating that you [Terry] should sing the next Eurovision entry!
My advice is stay clear at all costs. Euroland would collapse with indecision. What points to give.?
Null Points would be no change from before and Douze would be tacit [...]

Strictly and Eurovision – it’s all the same!!

On Eurovision tactical voting is known
This leaves the UK with no points of its own
They vote for their friends – and never the tune!
But from such tactics we are not so immune!
So P’raps we shouldn’t look so askance -
For Here – too many are voting [...]

Very Terry Wogan by Rang-a-Tang

Well that was a surprise just of the 8 O’clockiers!
Great record though:
Broadcast
“Now THAT would have won Eurovision!
The Baltic states wouldn’t have dared to vote for anything else!”
Another missed opportunity!

Enjoy

Good grief! The Apprentice was decided without a Phone In

If Alan Sugar can find himself an Apprentice (albeit from a rather bizarre selection of candidates) without the aid of a public vote – and still attract a healthy audience – perhaps The Great Lord Webber  – and  – dare I say it – Eurovision – could take a leaf out of his book and [...]

Eurovision – The Final Solution!

The solution is to put Alan Sugar in charge of the semi-final rounds with unlimited powers to Fire as many acts as he feels necessary! The Final would then consist of any remaining acts plus those countries allowed straight through to the Final.
This would have the merit of
a) Ridding us of all the rubbish [...]

Weekend Voting – Eurovision

Broadcast
Oh dear! I think I made a complete hash of the voting last weekend.
I voted for Sweden to cook at The Gherkin -
Chef Tom Kitchin to be the next Nancy -
And Andrew Lloyd Webber as the best Eurovision song.
Sorry! I’ll try and concentrate this weekend and do better
Can we have a few reruns until [...]

Eurovision

Was the Russian entry sponsored by British Gas? All that blue lighting looked as if they’d had a hand in it!
You’d think we’d do well given most countries seemed to be singing in English this year! After all it WAS our language first!

Two lines on Eurovision:

Why is Terry being so taciturn about this year’s Eurovision?
Perhaps it’s all those tacky-turns to which he’s had to listen!

Eurovision – The French Entry

I see from today’s Daily Telegraph (other newspapers are available) that the French entry is going to be sung in English this year.
And they think that’s going to help them???
They’re mad!  No it won’t!   The UK have always sung their entry in English – and it hasn’t helped us!!