Posted on November 11, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Broadcast – unattributed
The Daily Telegraph’s letters page has been discussing the annoying habit of Newsreaders waving their hands and moving about.
Today I see one correspondent has posed the question “Do Radio announcers wave their hands about too?”
Now Lynn – come clean – and tell the Nation.
And I personally find it VERY distracting.
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Posted on October 8, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Surely Lynn – with her deep knowledge of the outdoors – will be able to answer this important question:
“How do naturists protect their assets?”
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Posted on October 7, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
I was very concerned to hear you talking about all those rum knickers yesterday.
My dear girl you must remember that most gentlemen of a certain age have seen more rum knickers in their lives than they care to mention and it is of the UTMOST importance that a single girl like you NEVER wears such a garment.
Nice frilly knickers with a hint of lace are much more seductive and will make you very popular.
Believe me – I KNOW!
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Posted on October 6, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
So – according to various news reports – the Maldives cabinet is going to meet underwater using hand signals and boards to communicate.
So when can we expect you to broadcast from the bottom of your bath?
We know Lynn’s hand signals to be second to none and Deadly always sounds if he speaking from the depths so it should be a “shore” – fire winner
The trouble is given the dribble (I mean drivel) you usually broadcast will anyone notice the difference!
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Posted on September 21, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Now the Lynn’s Basque Spot has achieved the all time accolade of being a regular morning feature
Can I ask her – woman to woman –
Should I go for the lace-up-the Front basque or a more difficult to reach – back fastening number?
Which is the more enticing?
These things are important – as I am sure she knows.
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Posted on June 8, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
Before the “Ask Lynn “ spot floats off down the River of Missed Opportunities into the Sea of Disaster, please could she advise on what is meant by
“Probiotic Yoghurt” – a statement proudly proclaimed on the lid of my current pot of yoghurt!
And is the opposite “Antibiotic Yoghurt” ?– and if so – Is it medical? Should we all be eating that instead?
Or is that one just for spreading on our sensitive “Whitebit” areas??
In these days of Health Scares – the nation needs to know.
We need answers and we need them NOW!
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Posted on May 29, 2009 by Tansy Whitebytts
The question the nation wants to know is
Can Lynn spin her tassels like Fabia did last night on Britain’s Got Talent?
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