Wake Up to Wogan Podcast AlphaInventionsSo according to my purveyor of news – The Daily Telegraph – (other newspapers are available) – Autumn Leaves are now being classed as Litter!
Well as last night’s storm has now caused my garden to be covered in “Litter” Please can someone tell me which “Higher Authority” I should complain to.
I demand compensation for the [...]
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Dear Mr Dedicoat
I don’t wish to complain
BUT
Major Dickie seems to be having far too much fun at that Tan and Touch-up Emporium of yours.
And as for your latest summer special – “ the South American all-over Exploration”
Well ! You can remove that “Amazone Body Wrap” [...]
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Given the current climate – do you think the Tax Authorities will permit my expenses claim for the refurbishment of the Chicken Coop as a 2nd home – as Major Dickie is currently residing in it!
I’d also like to claim for extra straw for bedding and an allowance [...]
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Kate Humble’s Great Tits have been usurped by the little known Long Tailed Tit as the most seen tit this year!
She’ll really have to do a lot to redeem her position in this year’s Spring Watch!
However, The Major remains hopeful that she will come up trumps!
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What fun to watch Kate Humble and her chums pottering around in the hottest place on earth!
But – according to Major Dickie – the really hot moment – was the sight of Kate Humble snuggled up in her bed with not a lot underneath !
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Broadcast
Have you ever stopped to wonder at the proliferation of Ladybirds (the insect rather than any racey human alternative) and how they appear to be infesting our abodes.
I hadn’t until the depths of last night when I felt something crawling up my thigh
This woke me with a start – I knew it couldn’t be Major [...]
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According to today’s Telegraph (other newspapers are available) – Research Scientists have found that 30 seconds intensive exercise a day is all that’s needed to stay trim!
Well! All I can say is if that’s all the effort Major Dickie thinks he has to make he is sorely mistaken.
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Och Ay !!
In honour of the day I succeeded in BURNing the snorkers for Major Dickie’s supper.
By the by – Is it really your 250th anniversary – I am sure I heard some radio station muttering yesterday about it being the anniversary of an Icon?
If so you’re wearing well!
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Broadcast – well the first half!
Also – sadly – unattributed!
On the one hand John and Gregg are running out of superlatives.
Having told us all week that “Cooking doesn’t get any tougher than this” – last night at the quarter final stage – Gregg told us “Now it gets Even Tougher” !
Hang On: [...]
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