Boggy’s NOT a sailor…….

Boggy is NOT a sailor
He couldn’t navigate around a moat
He’s safest moored in harbour
Where he’s sure he’ll  stay afloat!

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Ode to Paul Viney and his mighty gavel

Broadcast – unattributed

Oh Paul, Oh Paul
I wish you were mine
Your voice is so sexy
And your profile divine
The Size of your Gavel
Makes me weak at the knees.
So will you give it a bang
Just the once – for me  – Please!

Ode to the Champagne researcher!

Ah! Those little bubbles that make you want to sneeze
I drank a lot last evening –  and life became a wheeze!
In the interests of science –  I drank  enough to fill a lake
But why Oh Why this morning do my  head and stomach ache?
I should have left the bubbles and only drunk the wine
And then [...]

The Togs’ Chorus – a few lines……

Broadcast
Through rain and thunder but hopefully no sleet
The Togs of Britain –today –  descend on Longleat

To sing TOGether is their aim and ambition
To bring new meaning to Sir Paul’s earlier rendition.

So Let’s  hope they  all manage to keep clear of a soak
And sing a chorus that’s better  - than an old froggy croak!

A few lines on Terry’s departure

So Sir Terry made a speech to the nation
And the nation held its breath
Was the old codger going at last?
Or would we be stuck with him to the death!
And those on the motorways wiped a tear
As he told us he was going to go
And we all slowed down in the middle lane
And brought the [...]

Zombies to take over the world

If I was a little Zombie – I’d change the world when I took over
I’d say “Let’s all drink too much and try never to stay sober”!
I’d kill off those researchers who confuse us and conflict
Who stop us from enjoying life with the doom [...]

On this, his birthday despite his age Sir Tel can still walk……..

Broadcast
The morn it dawned on one more year
The Togs they did rejoice
Happy birthday to Sir Terry -
They shouted with one voice
And though in years he’s somewhat stricken
He does not seem too jaded
And Yes his snake-like figure’s gone
But LOOK – He walks – UNAIDED!

Deadly Quiz

So today’s the day and we’re off to Roke
To answer questions with other Toggy Folk
And to make the evening run with some Fizz
Deadly’ll be there to run the Quiz
It’ll be such fun and yes indeed
We’ll be boosting the funds of Children in Need

Where’s the summer gone – a few lines from a disgruntled Tansy!

Broadcast (1st 2 verses)
They said we’d have a scorcher
That this summer would be hot
Well I’ve just been for a walk outside
And I can tell you all “It’s Not”!!
The rain was lashing round my head
The chickens have got wet feet
I need to find some warmer clothes
So please can we have some heat!
Or did they mean [...]

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