I’m Worried – have we missed a bad news day?

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What did we miss?
Whilst the country has been consumed with waltzes, foxtrots and tangos – Not to mention the plight of Sparrows!
What Bad News has the Government released and conveniently buried whilst we’ve had our eyes – and ears diverted?
It’s VERY, VERY worrying!

Terry to take over from John Sergeant!!!

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So Brucey wants you to be parachuted in to Strictly after the departure of You Know Who!
Well – I for one don’t think your knees are up to it – and those lifts could be the undoing of you.
In My Humble Opinion I think Boggy would be the answer.
A quick [...]

Strictly and Eurovision – it’s all the same!!

On Eurovision tactical voting is known
This leaves the UK with no points of its own
They vote for their friends – and never the tune!
But from such tactics we are not so immune!
So P’raps we shouldn’t look so askance -
For Here – too many are voting [...]

Strictly – ditty

The viewers of Strictly have not had enough
Of seeing John Sergeant strut his stuff!
Certainly we know he can’t really dance
But we’re all keen to give him – just one more chance.
To get a high score is NOT so essential
For in dear John we can see – potential
And the viewers [...]

Little ditty to John Sergeant!

So John’s fans have phoned in – once more
So he can still strut his stuff – across the floor.
We need chaps like him – in this time of financial Crisis
When the only rhyming word is – Isis!

RIP To the Dishwasher!

RIP to The Dishwasher – it has died. Having thrown all its water on the floor last night it won’t have anything to do with water any more. It has metaphorically turned up its toes! This, in the great scheme of things, is not catastrophic but [...]

A slight case of Crab Apple Jelly and M4 Jams!

Lots of activity in the Whitebytts kitchen last weekend. Having raided the local crab apple tree and also stripped a bush or two of Rose Hips it was action stations. The Major was away on manoeuvres which left the coast clear for a good bit of domestic activity. Success! The Crab [...]

Anton du Beke is beating Deadly in pursuit of the Almighty Dollar!

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I’m worried! Anton du Beke seems to be outwitting Deadly in his pursuit of the Almighty Dollar and is taking over the schedules – what with Hole in the Wall (Least said about that the better) – and not to mention Strictly Come Dancing!
And then – Just when we [...]

German bottoms and cattle – amongst other things!

Gosh a ‘non Wogan week’!  And we all survived the turning on of the Hadron collider – which obviously didn’t collide.  Success on the broadcasting front on the day in question  (see below).  Jolly decent of Johnnie to read me out!
I am amazed by Germans!
Travelling home on Monday evening on my favourite motorway – [...]