Never mind the Olympics – bring on the Tudor Romp

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Never mind all those young people splashing around and over-exerting themselves in Beijing – it’s the latest episode of the Tudor Romp that we’re looking forward to tonight. Major Dickie is hoping for a good bit of bodice ripping and exercise with a purpose – if Henry gets his way…….!!
Proper “Romping Olympics” – an excellent [...]

Fanny Hill and Maidenhead

Is the BBC on commission to promote Maidenhead??
No sooner does The Tudors finish than up pops Fanny Hill and she too starts discussing the virtues of the town!
Mark you I thought her wish to protect it was no where near as determined as Ann Boleyn’s…
But perhaps that’s just a sign of the times!

The Tudors – finally and at Last…..The Final & Last episode

This wasn’t broadcast but someonelse took my lead and wrote a very funny piece about the search for Maidenhead- I take my hat off to him!
You will be relieved to know this is my final communication on the subject of The Tudors.
Hoorah I hear you say!!
At last , in the final moments on [...]

The last episode of The Tudors is upon us…….

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Dear Ann Boleyn – clearly designed for some sin.
Is gasping for a romp with young Henry.
And Henry is keen – that’s clear to be seen,
So let’s hope tonight brings – not one scene – but many!
For tonight’s episode is the last – I am told.
So it’s “Kit off now” or it’s never.
They [...]

The Tudors – come on – Get it Off

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Ah it’s Friday again (who says I’m not observant), and another episode of the
Risqué romp that is “The Tudors”. I do hope we are in for a better episode than last week’s – which was sadly lacking in risk and romp!
We still have high hopes of a good raunchy scene between Henry and Ann [...]

The Tudors – Maidenhead remains intact

Broadcast – well the essentials!
You were, of course, right about Maidenhead. Reluctantly – I bow to your superior knowledge.
However, The Major and I were somewhat surprised at Catherine’s sudden claim to have arrived as Henry’s bride in full ownership of Maidenhead.
As for the rest of the episode, we were sadly disappointed with [...]

The Tudors – The siege of Maidenhead part 2

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Good morning My Liege
The Whitebytts household is waiting with eager anticipation for tonight’s episode of ‘The Tudors’.
We’re not bothered about the factual content – Not at all – who Cares!
The questions here are
Will Henry and Anne finally get their kit off?
Will there be another revealing risqué romp?
And if so will they also discuss the [...]

The Tudors and the preservation of Maidenhead

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I was particularly baffled by Friday night’s episode of the Tudors.
In the middle of what had the makings of a fairly Risqué scene King Henry and Anne Boleyn suddenly started to discuss geography and travel
Anne Boleyn seemed strangely determined to preserve Maidenhead and definitely not let Henry anywhere near it. But then claimed she [...]

Costume Dramas – excellent judicial use of costumes!

Broadcast – but not attributed!
I’m pleased to see the BBC is already taking its Cost Cutting to heart.
Brilliant start – leaving the costumes out of a number of scenes of their latest Costume Dramas – The Tudors and now Fanny Hill on BBC4.
An excellent wheeze to have everyone get their kit off [...]