I’m Worried – have we missed a bad news day?

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What did we miss?
Whilst the country has been consumed with waltzes, foxtrots and tangos – Not to mention the plight of Sparrows!
What Bad News has the Government released and conveniently buried whilst we’ve had our eyes – and ears diverted?
It’s VERY, VERY worrying!

German bottoms and cattle – amongst other things!

Gosh a ‘non Wogan week’!  And we all survived the turning on of the Hadron collider – which obviously didn’t collide.  Success on the broadcasting front on the day in question  (see below).  Jolly decent of Johnnie to read me out!
I am amazed by Germans!
Travelling home on Monday evening on my favourite motorway – [...]

Tennis commentators don‘t overdo it!

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After watching Hickstead on Sunday afternoon where every time the commentators predicted a good round the horse brought down a large number of fences, I offer the following!
Hush Hush and lock up your daughters
Andy Murray is through to the Quarters!
With Murray Mount now if full force
Let’s ALL hope he can go [...]

the Tennis – what else!

Broadcast – Wednesday 25 June
Look BBC I can cope with watching tennis but – please – stick to the tennis. There is really no need to diversify!
Yesterday evening’s coverage was very confusing. One minute the ladies were bashing the ball back and forth, the next we seemed to be dipping into SpringWatch with [...]

A use for that road-washing lorry in Marylebone Road…

Now that we’ve all got to cycle everywhere   -  at long last there is a sensible use for that Road-Washing Vehicle in charge of the Marylebone Road
It’s obviously being lined up to hose down the cyclists when they arrive for work!  Instant Communal showers – mobile – and thorough!
Well done!

BBC Breakfast – cycling

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A big Thank You to BBC Breakfast this morning who kindly showed us what a bicycle looks like as part of the their report on Cycling!
Amazing  – they even managed to park it against some railings – and not even padlocked!
Excellent!   I would have been completely lost without that vital outside broadcast!

Good grief! The Apprentice was decided without a Phone In

If Alan Sugar can find himself an Apprentice (albeit from a rather bizarre selection of candidates) without the aid of a public vote – and still attract a healthy audience – perhaps The Great Lord Webber  – and  – dare I say it – Eurovision – could take a leaf out of his book and [...]

The American Elections

So according to the news the American Elections have reached the End of the Beginning.
If that’s all it’s reached then heaven help us!  It feels more like the Bitter End to me!  Can we now be given some respite and have the summer off!  I don’t want to be involved – bombarded – or informed.  [...]

The Apprentice – oh dear!

It seems to me that if God had intended Alan Sugar to have an Apprentice it might have been kinder to have given him a candidate!

Congratulations to the Highways Agency

I would like to congratulate the Highways Agency
At long last they have made good use of their Matrix Signs
On the M4  last  Friday they announced that  there is likely to be a road block at Junction 16 this week -  and so they are going to put on Badminton for us – it seems a [...]