Ah those Senior Moments – At Last someone understands

I see from my latest catalogue of  gift items “For Men or Girls”  there is the  answer to every TOGs prayer
The “Senior Moments Game”
As the blurb says – “For those who think they’re losing their marbles”.  If you fail to answer the basic questions and lose all your marbles –  you’ll  find yourself “Living entire [...]

Norma Snoquers lives in Benson not Sweden!!

Dear Sir
The TOGS listened in amazement yesterday and are now confused!  (So nothing new there!)
Ms Norma Snoquers is known to us as the co-habittee of one Phil Occifer of Benson and thus does not live in Sweden or any other Scandinavian country.
We have checked and she hasn’t  “done a runner” –  but is tucked up [...]

The Maldives goes in for underwater meetings!

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So  - according to various news reports – the Maldives cabinet is going to meet underwater using hand signals and boards to communicate.
So when can we expect you to broadcast from the bottom of your bath?
We know Lynn’s hand signals to be second to none  and Deadly always sounds if he speaking from the depths [...]

The Togs’ Chorus – a few lines……

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Through rain and thunder but hopefully no sleet
The Togs of Britain –today –  descend on Longleat

To sing TOGether is their aim and ambition
To bring new meaning to Sir Paul’s earlier rendition.

So Let’s  hope they  all manage to keep clear of a soak
And sing a chorus that’s better  - than an old froggy croak!

A very Thame visit

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So nice to meet The old Leg-End again yesterday – whilst you’re still mobile and managed to get up the stairs unaided! Even if you did insist on sitting down at the back so we all had to turn round!!
Bless the organiser – Only a true TOG could have organised that!!

On this, his birthday despite his age Sir Tel can still walk……..

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The morn it dawned on one more year
The Togs they did rejoice
Happy birthday to Sir Terry -
They shouted with one voice
And though in years he’s somewhat stricken
He does not seem too jaded
And Yes his snake-like figure’s gone
But LOOK – He walks – UNAIDED!

Oh dear how will we ‘Cope’ after ‘Motion’

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There can be no hope, for dear Wendy Cope
As a writer of erudite verse
If she finds she’s unable, to pen words which are able
To be topically written in verse.
So if she needs inspiration, to write verse for the nation
Might I point her towards your script-writers.
For, on daily topics or capers, they don’t resort to the [...]

Those pesky New Year’s Resolutions

Broadcast – by Alex Lester who was standing in for a ’sick’ Wogan!
Ah! What a relief. According to this morning’s Daily Telegraph (Other papers are available) we can give up on all our New Year’s Resolutions as they are bad for us.
A pity really! In a strange way I was looking [...]

The Togs Voyage – a few lines for Lynn

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On to the Victoria went our own dear Lynn
In search of the Togs and maybe some sin
She found the Engineer’s garments – and donned a disguise
And the sight of his pistons – brought tears to her eyes!

King Terry – Help for Lynn and Fran!

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So according to Gillian Reynolds in this morning’s Daily Telegraph (other newspapers are available…..), the reason you’re so popular is that
“You sound like you’d lend you a book or find you a husband….”
Well – that’s all well and dandy but what have you actually DONE for Lynn and Fran?
Have you found either of them a [...]