Thoughts on Master Chef

Aired Friday 25 January 2007:

Oh how I wish for the days of Old

When the Master Chef programme was new and bold

And contestants were treated with gentle respect

For testing their cooking skills on a TV set.

And Lloyd Grossman would applaud their culinary skills

Rather than point to weaknesses or recipe ills.

And judges didn’t have mouths like the Blackwall Tunnel

Swallowing up food like a mechanical shovel.


Tansy Whitebytts.



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