Broadcast: 8 February 2007
It is such a shame
The weather’s to blame
Our Terry’s got stuck in a snow drift.
He’s due to arrive
More dead than alive
To complete the last hour of his shift.
So young Sarah’s stood in
To cover this sin
But her soufflé has fallen to bits.
So dear Terry you owe her
For covering your show – and er
I think a dinner is due at the Ritz!