Rustle brand knickers


16 February 2007

“What’s that rustling we can hear?
Ah! It’s our dear Fran – drawing near.
Is it the bolero she knitted herself?
No! It’s her Russell Brand knickers she bought “Off the Shelf”!

But Fran, dear Fran I really implore
Don’t wear those knickers at all anymore
For a rustling fabric near the skin will not do
I am sure it will be scratchy and itchy and uncomfortable too!”

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