The End of Master Chef goes Loud


So pronunciation remained a problem for the Chef chappie right up to the end, with his “Aspirations of Hoyte Cuisine”.

Hoyte Cuisine??   What’s that?

That’s worse than his Parsta and Targines of earlier episodes.

Tansy Whitebytts

Not Broadcast:

So that’s it then.  The end of Master Chef Goes Loud.  We can all hang up our earplugs and the candidates can take a well earned rest.

Major Dickie Whitebytts has suggested he could shout culinary tips at me whilst I cook his supper over the next few nights – just to ease me back into the real world!

The Major may find he’s sleeping in the chicken shed if he’s not careful!


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