Multi-Media Experience in your Trousers


Broadcast – 21 March 2007

Dear Sir Terry

As you are otherwise engaged during the early hours you will have missed the piece on the new clothing from Germany exhibited on BBC Breakfast yesterday morning.

Major Dickie Whitebytts is VERY excited. He is particularly keen on the Lederhosen Hiking Gear which they were offering with the slogan “A complete Multi-Media Experience in your Trousers”.

His little eyes lit up at the prospect of owning a pair.

I am very concerned that his eyes won’t be the only things that light up should he manage to purloin some; the Major not being as young as he was.

A good dose of bromide in his tea for the next few days should calm him down,

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