Never mind the bees! Have you seen the wasps.
One, the size of a Vulcan bomber, has just carried out a dawn raid on the kitchen. It’s all well and good whilst it’s in view but it’s just disappeared so I’ve escaped and shut the door – thus putting myself out of reach of refreshments and vittles!
If this is the last email I write, please make it known I fought to the last
Note added in Nov. 07 – This email also appears in Wogan’s Twelve