Bring on the Wogan collection – 2 May


 

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I’ve spotted a gap in the market – a sure fire winner! Bring on the Wogan Collection.

A range of comfy apparel, including ‘Supportive Undergarments’ for that added secure feeling.

And of course all items would have to come with Built in Tog Tagging electronics all ready for the latest Government wheeze.

I suggest you steer clear of the more skimpy articles of clothing like tiny shorts or see-through trousers – you don’t want to scare the public.

As to colours. I believe the nation has established, beyond reasonable doubt, that Orange is not a colour that suits you. So apart from the obvious Beige, Taupe and Sand I think a little purple in the collection would enhance its appeal and perhaps some surprising Red or Raspberry – very useful for hiding those food stains.

You’ll make a mint!

Tansy

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