Posted on July 11, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
Last night on some BBC TV programme or other – that we happened to cross – it was announced that scientists from Aberystwyth were investigating and analysing the methane produced by cattle and sheep – so here is a little ditty:
So the cows and the sheep – awake or asleep
Emit gases which effect global warming.
And scientists from Wales – in the hills and the vales
Are studying these emissions which are harming.
They have locked up some sheep
And they’ve locked up some cows
So they can study the gas at close range.
Seems an odd sort of task – not the sort of thing you would ask
Anyone to take on who wasn’t just a little bit strange.
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Posted on July 8, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
With thanks to my sister-in-law for the following:
Hush, hush, whisper who dares
Poor Tansy Whitebytts has fallen downstairs
Tel took a tumble, which caused her alarm
Her grief made her stumble and brought her to harm
Still – silver linings and clouds spring to mind, as they say
She can now lie around and hear Terry all day
The crutches of doom keep the Major subjective
As Tansy in pain hurls a load of invective
So Terry, please warn all the togs everywhere
Be careful when walking down more than one stair
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Posted on July 6, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
Broadcast(well the 1st paragraph)
I suppose it serves me right for mocking you for falling downstairs!
As I made my unceremonious descent of our stairs yesterday morning the thought crossed my mind that it must be your fault for subconsciously planting the idea in my failing brain!
I have to say I did let go of the items I was carrying in a vague attempt to rescue myself!
The Major – mindful of his ’duty of care’ – offered me a cup of tea when he found me whimpering on the floor!
You were lucky – I spent a pleasant afternoon at our local A & E – nothing broken but I now have a set of crutches to prod the Major into action should he shirk his duties!
So all I can say is how Very Sorry I am about your accident. You have my complete sympathy and I wish to retract any statement I made earlier in the week!
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Posted on July 5, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
Newsreader by decree
Had great plans for advancement
Down at the BBC.
Charles, Charles said to Lynn; Lynn he said, said he
Let’s block up the roads with traffic
Let’s block up the A- Fortee
He blocked the road with lorries
And Lynn put out a decree
“Terry is stuck in Traffic –
He can’t make it here you see!
We asked for more time on air but he wouldn’t listen to our plea
So we had to take some action
We’ve stopped him getting to the BBC!”
and Lynn took over.
They planned to put the show on air
They also changed the slogan
To “Wake up with Gaelic Flair”.
But Terry escaped the traffic and took the tube instead
And arrived at the studio door
In time to cut the pretenders dead!
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Posted on July 5, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
Some people have a devotion
To the verses of Andrew Motion.
But I find my preference tilting
To those from Crookie or Wilting
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Posted on July 4, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
I blame Lady Helen for your accident on Sunday.
As every woman knows – men cannot multi-task so it was obviously her fault for allowing you carry the glasses of water whilst attempting the difficult task of negotiating the stairs. Your brain cells were evidently overloaded.
I suggest she allows you to practise with one glass to start with and once you have successfully coped with that only then should she allow you to progress to carrying 2.
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Posted on July 2, 2007 by Tansy Whitebytts
I see Gordon is obviously concerned the rising waters are going to reach Biblical proportions – why else has he just appointed a senior officer from the Navy to join the ranks of his advisors!
Gordon looked out on England
With a trouble brow.
And wondered if it had been wise
To take on Tone’s job just now.
With water lapping at our feet
And the country under siege
Perhaps our Tone had got it right
To go off as an envoy – selling Peas!
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