Lady Helen is to blame for Terry’s fall downstairs


I blame Lady Helen for your accident on Sunday.

As every woman knows – men cannot multi-task so it was obviously her fault for allowing you carry the glasses of water whilst attempting the difficult task of negotiating the stairs. Your brain cells were evidently overloaded.

I suggest she allows you to practise with one glass to start with and once you have successfully coped with that only then should she allow you to progress to carrying 2.


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