Kitchen Criminals – a few lines


Broadcast – well the first four lines!

If no-one has heard of you and your life is a bore
If you can’t cope with ingredients and you find cooking a chore
If you don’t care if you look stupid – ‘cos you haven’t a clue
Then Kitchen Criminals is the programme for you.
But Oh dear BBC it’s too cringeing to watch
As good recipes are turned into a hash and a botch
It might have been kinder to have left well alone
To have left those numpties in their cooking-free zone
It’s cruel to inflict us with their humiliation and pain
Just to give them their longed for fifteen minutes of fame!

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3 Responses

  1. […] its too cringeing to watch As good recipes are turned into a hash and a botch I… source: Kitchen Criminals – a few lines, The Ramblings of Tansy […]

  2. Sorry Adam! – You have the comfort that Sir Tel spared his audience the last 4 lines!

    Best wishes Tansy

  3. as a contestant i resent that!!

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