A little vice would be nice (offer from Lynn Bowles)

Broadcast – but not attributed!

“A little vice would be nice” reflected Terry one morn
Sounding a tad sad and a little forlorn
“Ah! I have one right here in my tool box” said Lynn
“You can have it, No problem. It’s shiny and thin.”
“Just screw it to the table and wind the handle around
You can clamp what you like in it, without making a sound”.

Said Sir Terry to Lynn: “That’s really so kind”
“But that’s not quite the type of vice I had in mind!”
So Terry now has a vice clamped – to his table of beech
But the vice that he yearns for – is still out of reach!


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