wall to wall cookery programmes

It’s Hell out there in TV land
What to put on the schedules each night?
It’s Criminal to think that someone might miss
The chance to enhance their cookery might!

So just to be sure that we none of us miss
That culinary or cookery gem
They just broadcast cookery all night long
It’s easier – so who can blame ’em!

But back in the real world – so we’re told
We’re getting fatter and fatter each day
Research will soon tell us – of that I am sure
That we need to stop cooking our lives away!

Then along with Marco, Raymond, Gordon and Rick
Nigella, Jamie and John
We will be forced to watch hours of how to get fit
And how to shed all that weight we put on!

So make the most of it – that’s what I say!!


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