The TV Chef Cometh or Nigella came to call!


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To the tune of the Gas man Cometh by Flanders and Swann: (with apologies!!)

Twas on a Monday evening Nigella came to call
She rustled up a Paella – it took no time at all
She forgot to cook for more than one – her amounts were up the creek
So I had to call dear Marco in for the middle of the week

Oh It all makes work for the TV Chef to do

Twas on a Tuesday evening dear Marco made his mark
He hadn’t cooked for years and years – he was totally in the dark
It was Hell in that kitchen – lots of rushing round and round
So I had to call the Frenchman in – to make it safe and sound

Oh it all makes work for the TV chef to do

Twas on a Wednesday evening cher Raymond set a task
To cook for all the children was all that he would ask
He set the chefs to work – in front of our very eyes
But it took them all ‘til Thursday night – a bit of a surprise

Oh it all makes work for the TV chef to do

From Friday to Sunday they do no work at all
So Twas on a Monday evening that Nigella came to call!

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