Nigella – the only TV cookery programme which has the entire male population glued and not one of them cares a jot about what she’s cooking!

It’s Monday again and the nation’s men
Switch on to Nigella and her seductive grin
What she’s cooking they couldn’t care less
As she fondles her ingredients with that certain caress

And If she wants “Something Hot and filling about her person all day”
Then thousands of men are on their way.
But a word of caution to those with dewy eyes
Look out for that weapon she uses to tenderise!


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