So our traffic-tottie Lynn
Likes a good slurp of gin
To Start the day off just right.
But add a little tonic
To make her drink “Iconic”
Then hopefully she won’t end up tight!
For to have a tight Lynn
Would be a great sin
As the traffic reports go all askew.
And as the motorways shut
And the motorists “tut tut”
The BBC just might search for somebody new!.