“To the Sea, To the Sea”
Said our Johnny with glee
“Let’s set sail out into the Ocean”
So with no further word
They both leapt aboard
Pleased with this excellent notion.
But as the boat rolled about
Without a shadow of doubt
Our Johnny felt suddenly green.
And when Janet said “Let’s eat
Here’s a bacon butty for a treat”
John felt more in a nightmare than dream.
“I don’t wish to be boring
But can we return to the mooring
I Need to be tucked up in bed”
So they returned to the shore
Vowing to sail off – no more
And just polish their new boat instead!