Autumn Watch – a little poem – Kate Humble’s tits


Autumn Watch is back on view
And Bill’s hair has taken on an orange hue.
We’re missing Kate’s tits which have gone into hiding
But she says she’s caught fleas which is much more exciting.

As to the Beavers – best leave well alone
As they build their lodge close to dear Kate’s home.
Simon’s using his thermal camera – out in all weathers
Ah – The joy as he caught the heat-spots of the soundman’s nethers!


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