What’s happened to all the cookery programmes


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One minute we’re satiated by the number of cookery programmes on the schedules – the next it’s Nothing, Zilch, nada, ‘Nil by mouth’.

Not a cook or ingredient in sight.

Nigella’s beauties have gone into hiding and Heston has put away his garden digger and returned the foot pump and spray gun to his shed.

Perhaps Bill, Kate and Simon could rustle up a little ‘venison on the hoof’, pheasant road kill or Bunny pie.

The nation is starving! We won’t last until the end of Autumn Watch unless drastic action is taken!

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