How good to find Autumn Watch is so full of smut
With the Stags on the Greens having a jolly good rut.
It was certainly raunchy enough to shake all of the nation
Though it appeared most failed to get any gratification
Then Dear Darling Kate becoming ever more eager
To show us all her favourite beaver.
But She’s lost track of her tits which seems such a shame
And Bill’s wearing That jumper that’s always the same.