The siege of Mafeking


Broadcast 

Major Dickie returned last night, from one his rare assaults on the supermarket – in high dudgeon. The shelves had been stripped almost bare.

Why is it that with the impending festivities, the great British Public are already laying in enough food to last the length of the Siege of Mafeking.

The shops will be shut for no more than TWO DAYS for goodness sake.

Happy Christmas everyone!

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