Thoughts of Lynn and Fran


With daydreams of Lynn and Fran
And thoughts  really quite improper
Major Dickie went out cycling
But then, sadly, came a cropper.

Now with his arm in a sling
After suffering a dislocation
His thoughts turn again to Lynn and Fran
To rub in his embrocation.

So please could they both call round –
But don’t hope for any raunchy tussle
He’s flat out on his bed of pain
They’re safe –  he can’t move a muscle!

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