Chris Evans is poaching Deadly…

Last Night  Chris Evans offered up Deadly
For someone to give him a home
So Deadly will no longer be lonely
He’ll no longer need to live on his own.

Young Chris concerned for his welfare
Asked the listeners to feed him on Spam?
With a pint of pinot to wash it down with.
But a listener vowed to feed him on Ham.

So Deadly is spurning the mornings
“Drive Time” is now his preferred slot
He’s eyeing up that Sally in Traffic
And turning his back on the temptress from Splott.


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