I have it! The solution to the UK’s woes! The Sure-Fire Eurovision Winner!
“Wogan and The Bus-Clots”
A new band – specially formed for this year’s Eurovision – made up of:
Sir Terry on his Strad
Deadly – Lead vocalist and occasional added bird whistling
Chasa Nove and Ken the Bruce – background revving from their RouteMaster
Lynn Bowles on the Spanners – Plus occasional crashing of her entire tool box!
This should appeal to a wide-ranging audience plus have the merit of a bit of new ‘garidge’
I leave the words and tune to you – I can’t think of everything!