I’m very excited by the new ‘satnav trolleys’ which may soon be available in supermarkets. I read these trolleys will be able to navigate around the shop and assist us to locate the items we wish to buy!
I feel help is finally at hand as this technology could be extended to the home and I could fit one to Major Dickie.
Assistance would be ever-present to help him find the items he can never be bothered to put away
“Your car keys are in the kitchen”
“You left your wallet in your car”
“Your mobile phone is in the bathroom”
And maybe to navigate him towards various everyday tasks with helpful advice such as
“Put discarding clothing in the laundry basket – not on the floor”
“Dirty dishes need to be stacked in the dishwasher”