Ode to this week’s British Menu effort


Broadcast

A little spoon of sap wine
A little bunch of weeds
A little drop of flax oil
A little mound of seeds.

This is the healthy option
Bound to do us good
No fats or starch or bad things
But would you call it food?

Spread it all out carefully
Add some cheap-cut meat
Feed it to the Judges
As a British Menu treat!

But the question is: Will it win?

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