What choices on the old entertainment box last night!
Major Dickie got in a terrible state! Should it be Susie Perry’s “Gadgets” or Kate Humble’s “Tits” – Susie won – and he tells me he wasn‘t disappointed!
But then – my word – we fell on Trinny and Suzanna fiddling about with “The Great British Body” – always a worrying concept – and asking the public to strip naked.
And without warning – they did – I had to cover the Major’s eyes – I can’t have him getting over excited at his time of life!
These programmes really SHOULD contain warnings – so we can be prepared!