Spring Watch – let’s hope for more innuendo and smut!


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So Spring Watch will now – kick off with week three
And what excitement and joys will the viewers now see?

Will Bill give his antics a well deserved rest?
Will Kate’s tits have flown their cosy warm nest?

Will Simon have located his favourite wild pussy?
Let’s hope that wild cat behaves like a hussy!

Prap’ s Kate will just continue to hunt worms under sheeting
And Bill’s interest in Shags will – sadly – be fleeting.

Let’s hope that the wildlife goes on being flirtatious
And trust Bill’s behaviour continues – outrageous.

For we only switch on for some innuendo and smut
So we can all write and complain with a good old – “Tut Tut!”

But when this week ends and it’s the finalé at last
Might I suggest a good stew – of the wildlife cast!

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