Good Morning Sir Terry – Maestro of the Morning – My Liege! Veteran Broadcaster and Leg-End Oops Sorry Legend!
Now I’ve got all that out of the way
I say – Sir – What on earth came over Bill Oddie last night?
Without the lovely Kate next to him as a calming influence he got over excited and became obsessed by the courtship of most forms of wildlife.
Either that or what they had to eat!
I had to give Major Dickie a hot cocoa to calm him down – not to mention – a severe talking to!
Come to think of it though – it was a bit like a Telly version of your morning efforts – just filth and food really!