Slightly contrived you say Terry – Oh! I think more like Very!!
As Nadal gives that twitch to his knicker elastic
Don’t be put off Andy – we think you’re fantastic.
And if he feels the need to give his (tennis) balls one extra pre-serve bounce
Just ignore him – dear Andy – we’re all hoping for a trounce.
Let’s hope his hair gets into his eyes
And you can beat him and to the semi-finals – rise!