Day 2 – Supplementary

Have just sent urgent electronic communication back to Norma Snoquers – warning of enemy positions and recommended tactics with dealing with same.

Watch out for Lane-Swapping tactics – especially by the German drivers. French tend to bumper hug and The Dutch are aggressive.

Also radioed Lord Moor Common back at HQ in Blighty. Note: Probably no inhabitants left in Northern France as entire population is heading south like lemmings over a cliff. Proceed with caution.